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Daboomboom's favorite FMLs

Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML

By not_fakingit / Sunday 22 September 2013 04:26 / Canada - Montr?al

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 21 September 2013 20:56 / United States - Collingswood

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 21 September 2013 18:10 / United States

Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 20 September 2013 23:44 / United States - Boston

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 20 September 2013 22:52 / United States