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Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

By beardedlady / Saturday 2 July 2011 06:44 / United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

By Kamburgler / Saturday 2 July 2011 06:33 / United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 2 July 2011 04:46 / United States

Today, I had to tell my best friend that I couldn't make it to the lake today or tomorrow because I'd been called in to work. She won't believe me and thinks I'm simply avoiding her. I got called in to bathe and clean dogs' anal glands. FML

By xXx3mi_MuffinxXx - / Friday 1 July 2011 19:23 / United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

By parenting sucks / Friday 1 July 2011 17:42 / United States