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I used to be a lab assistant, but now I save the world from malprogrammed Robot Masters full-time!
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Today, after a particularly gruesome nightmare about spiders due to my irrational phobia, I decided to try and desensitise myself by googling 'house spiders'. I can't stop the feeling of something crawling over every inch of my body, but at least I now know they can live up to six years. FML

By joolsie - / Sunday 28 February 2010 02:03 / United Kingdom

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

By dejected - / Sunday 28 February 2010 01:32 / United States

Today, my roommate will fall asleep to Muppet Treasure Island. We sleep 3 feet away from each other and he has been doing this since Christmas. FML

By Oze - / Thursday 18 February 2010 09:48 / United States