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Today, I've invited friends and family to my birthday party. I've also come home to find that my parents didn't pay the water bill. I either have to tell everyone I know that they are uninvited or not to take dumps in my house. FML

By sammyducks227 / Friday 8 November 2013 07:49 / United States - Saint Charles

Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML

By Where is the faith in Humanity / Thursday 7 November 2013 23:08 / United States - Tacoma

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 7 November 2013 22:21 / United Kingdom - Derry

Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 7 November 2013 17:12 / Ireland

Today, I was having sex for the first time with a girl who wanted to be friends with benefits. Halfway through sex she noticed that I had the same tattoo as her brother, and had a full-on panic attack that lasted half-an-hour. FML

By thatescalatedquickly - / Thursday 7 November 2013 08:52 / United States - Collierville