MyLifeIsRubbish

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About Mylifeisrubbish

I have the two most irrational parents in the world. The meanest but best friend in the world. I have two dogs and two cats. An older brother by four years. I am a complete atheist. As soon as I'm aloud to vote, I'm going Tory! I am a firm beleiver I will never get drunk as I manage to look like a complete tool sober. I am only sexist when it works in my favor. I do no sport at all. My philosophies for life: If at first you don't suceed, redefine success! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, yet only 4 to bitch slap that mother F****er! A few queries: Why didn't Tarzan have a beard? What do veggies feed their pets? Can mute people burp? Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? As far as I know they're mammals. If corn oil is made from corn, vegitable oil is made from vegetables, what's baby oil made from? For Clarification: Despite the topic of most of my favourate FMLs I am not a sex obsessed perv! I am not a facist!

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ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down