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Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62944) - you deserved it (4897)

On 04/20/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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