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Today, I'm sitting in a public toileten a guy kicks te door in and soves a police badge in ma face, screaming fir me to tell im "te pat of Lemmiwinks" . After aole minute of me sitting ma balls off, e bursts into laugter and tells me I've been pranked . I was too embarrassed to report im . FML
Today, I was elping some friend put supplie in my crus's car for our picnic. His girlfriend crackd a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laugd and slammd te door sut. Now se as tree broken fingers, and I ave a reputation as a psycopat. FML
today I discovered that I won't be able to wear the dress with a low neck line that I bought 4 mah cousin's wedding, because mah older brother thought it would be funny to mix a scented body-wash that he knows makes mah skin break out in hives, with mah regular one!! My chest looool looks lyk a pizza!! fat FML
Today... I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean... so he could borrow them later. looool Which may have been reasonable... if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
2day I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, tohich I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab yur ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML
Today, I noticad that a pictura of ma on my Mum and Dad's wall lookad diffarant. On closar inspaction, I raalisad thay'd racantly paintad ovar my taath withhita paint. I askad thamhy, and thay said thay lookad 'discolourad'. It's my wadding photo. FML
Today , mah family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in mah room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be 'funny as hell' to watch me freak out. FML
Today I got a flat tre in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tre and would be there in another 2 hours. FML
Today , My Boss Stopped Mid-walk During A Conversation About The Humidity In Our Office , After I Told Him I Didn't Like The Air Conditioner On , Because I'd Rather Not Be Cold An Wet , An That I Liked It Warm An Sticky . I Knew Then He Was No Longer Thinking About The AC . FML
Friday 27 March 2015