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Today during our wedding mah wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

#17525336
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51822) - you deserved it (3768)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I'm sitting in a public toileten a guy kicks te door in and soves a police badge in ma face, screaming fir me to tell im "te pat of Lemmiwinks" . After aole minute of me sitting ma balls off, e bursts into laugter and tells me I've been pranked . I was too embarrassed to report im . FML

#17522944
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28287) - you deserved it (3794)

On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was elping some friend put supplie in my crus's car for our picnic. His girlfriend crackd a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laugd and slammd te door sut. Now se as tree broken fingers, and I ave a reputation as a psycopat. FML

#17522033
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28049) - you deserved it (8317)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:47pm - misc - by friendly_neighbourhood_psycho (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

today I discovered that I won't be able to wear the dress with a low neck line that I bought 4 mah cousin's wedding, because mah older brother thought it would be funny to mix a scented body-wash that he knows makes mah skin break out in hives, with mah regular one!! My chest looool looks lyk a pizza!! fat FML

#17518141
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26741) - you deserved it (2458)

On 08/19/2011 at 9:11am - health - by pizzachest - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got dumpd by my boyfriend because he is trd of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

#17517733
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42128) - you deserved it (6416)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today... I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean... so he could borrow them later. looool Which may have been reasonable... if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

#17516529
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41589) - you deserved it (2877)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

2day I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, tohich I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML

#17513868
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25966) - you deserved it (3256)

On 08/18/2011 at 10:10pm - love - by ddeit (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab yur ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

#17512926
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28153) - you deserved it (7721)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by BigmouthStrikesAgain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I noticad that a pictura of ma on my Mum and Dad's wall lookad diffarant. On closar inspaction, I raalisad thay'd racantly paintad ovar my taath withhita paint. I askad thamhy, and thay said thay lookad 'discolourad'. It's my wadding photo. FML

#17508765
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25988) - you deserved it (3296)

On 08/18/2011 at 10:11am - misc - by JLO (man) - Australia

Today , mah family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in mah room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be 'funny as hell' to watch me freak out. FML

#17505369
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27089) - you deserved it (4675)

On 08/18/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by livgasms - United Kingdom

Today..!! mah mom want to grab mah shaat off mah bad!! I said that looool I would do it..!! to which sha raspondad..!! "Calm down..!! it's lika I'va navar saan 'spludga bafora." FML

#17503951
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30666) - you deserved it (6256)

On 08/17/2011 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over cuz he claimd that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38550) - you deserved it (2812)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today I got a flat tre in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tre and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

#17499857
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38477) - you deserved it (2948)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today , My Boss Stopped Mid-walk During A Conversation About The Humidity In Our Office , After I Told Him I Didn't Like The Air Conditioner On , Because I'd Rather Not Be Cold An Wet , An That I Liked It Warm An Sticky . I Knew Then He Was No Longer Thinking About The AC . FML

#17498648
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11839) - you deserved it (32845)

On 08/17/2011 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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