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    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    40%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    56%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    500%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    15,600%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    414%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    27%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    137%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    664%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    300%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    8%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    31%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    4%
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Zozohearts's favorite FMLs

Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML

By monochrometea - / Friday 9 September 2011 02:07 / United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML

By waj9876 / Friday 9 September 2011 00:34 / United States

Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML

By Mack / Friday 9 September 2011 00:01 / Canada

Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 September 2011 19:51 / United States

Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would distract me from having my manuscript rejected, as well as learn what made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get my works published. FML

By WishIWasAWriter - / Thursday 8 September 2011 18:03 / United Kingdom