Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

zozohearts

Search for a member

zozohearts

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3224
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

zozohearts's page activity

Visits<b>kelseysking</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 8:38pm<b>munuxi</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 6:56pm<b>Striker_Jr</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 9:24am<b>vanessa_tranz</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 11:37am<b>nathansmith1211</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 10:50pm<b>jelly_bennett</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 2:37am<b>gingerJ</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 8:07am<b>jazmin3012</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 2:16pm<b>hailey2649</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 11:31pm<b>weraru</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 3:48pm<b>elibel</b> - the 06/02/2014 at 1:35pm<b>Lika1712</b> - the 05/11/2014 at 5:45am<b>RabbidIbanez</b> - the 05/09/2014 at 1:53am<b>bdonxtreme</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 11:26pm<b>beaglegal</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 2:43pm<b>kpetrovski</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 1:36pm<b>DaiCarmuhh</b> - the 04/13/2014 at 10:17pm<b>Ilikepie467</b> - the 04/08/2014 at 9:13pm

zozohearts's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

zozohearts's favorite FMLs

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39249) - you deserved it (7447)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10784) - you deserved it (59177)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version



Emily Chan's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Emily Chan's Illustrated FML
  • This week, we landed a spacecraft on a comet. Not FML, though. You've got to admit that the human brain is quite amazing when it comes to resources, creativity and inventing new ways to push things forward. On…

Friday 14 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: