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Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
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I agree, your life sucks (39114) - you deserved it (7434)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
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I agree, your life sucks (10712) - you deserved it (59007)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version



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