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Today, at mah dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves mah boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with mah fingers. FML
Today I finally got intimate with the grl I like . As I started lifting her shrt she stuck her hand down my pants an grabbed my junk . She immediately stoppedhat she was doing snickered an calmly said "Take me home." FML
Today, my best friend an I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell yur friend your going to the bathroom an come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. real FML
Friday 27 March 2015