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Today , I broke up with mah girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor , crying like a baby and screaming ( WHY? ) at strangers. FML

#17664853
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27477) - you deserved it (11201)

On 09/04/2011 at 9:27pm - love - by ddll (man) - Singapore

TODAY I WAS PULLD OVER 4 A DWI. THE POLICE OFFICER WAS DRUNK. FML

#17663371
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30571) - you deserved it (4078)

On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)

Today , mah dad got into an argument with the looool cashier about how overpricd the scentd tampons were . FML

#17663031
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28744) - you deserved it (2517)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by ohaifml - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Digging In The Backyardhen Mah Mom Cummed Out, Nodded Her Head Approvingly, And With A Straight Face Told Me It Was Good Practice Firhen I Inevitably Go To Prison. Real FML

#17661363
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24232) - you deserved it (4016)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by mike - United States

Today, at mah dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves mah boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with mah fingers. FML

#17661211
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33212) - you deserved it (2752)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:42pm - work - by -- - Canada (Alberta)

Today I finally got intimate with the grl I like . As I started lifting her shrt she stuck her hand down my pants an grabbed my junk . She immediately stoppedhat she was doing snickered an calmly said "Take me home." FML

#17661103
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48817) - you deserved it (5837)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got my frst handjob. She rippd out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teard up. She askedhat was wrong an not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was ( Just so good. ) FML

#17659578
233 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, te condoms I bougt a few yeres ago as a celebration of dumping ma girlfriend due to a lack of sex, ave expird. Every last one of tem. fat FML

#17659023
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12603) - you deserved it (43900)

On 09/04/2011 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Gurior (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Yesterday mah boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. mega FML

#17658485
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31082) - you deserved it (3407)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my best friend an I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell yur friend your going to the bathroom an come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. real FML

#17657818
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36206) - you deserved it (7340)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:16am - misc - by Pizza-less - United States (Washington)

Today, I Went To A Football Game. During A Time Out, Mah Face Appeard On The Jumbotron During The Kiss Cam Segment. I Was Sitting Next To Mah Mother. FML

#17657793
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30607) - you deserved it (2604)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I walkd in on mah boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star looool Trek. FML

#17657733
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40794) - you deserved it (5807)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approache me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away.

#17655744
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32841) - you deserved it (3172)

On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)

Today, I was at mah friend's house and accidentally blew out a candle that was supposed to be lit for seven days straight. It was in honor of her grandmotherho had recently died. mega FML

#17655695
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26638) - you deserved it (13187)

On 09/03/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by appaluver (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Woke Up To A Text From A Girl I Had Slept With Two Nights Ago . It Read, "Please Don't Get Mad If U Notice A Rash On Your Private Parts . Sorry In Advance." FML

#17655668
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24721) - you deserved it (38693)

On 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm - intimacy - by SterlingSilver91 (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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