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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5914
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About znorbnix : Su'cuy, aruetiise. Ni dral darjetii.

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znorbnix's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML

#14849029
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22396) - you deserved it (8983)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML

#14807320
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9320) - you deserved it (64995)

On 02/02/2011 at 2:12am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

#14797285
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48111) - you deserved it (5108)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blow-job. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML

#14791115
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39464) - you deserved it (5710)

On 01/31/2011 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by MollyMadamme -

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

#14770555
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9382) - you deserved it (54726)

On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

#14750549
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32670) - you deserved it (3950)

On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

#14719810
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41425) - you deserved it (3362)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#14674981
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26859) - you deserved it (4037)

On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

#14670842
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7629) - you deserved it (49652)

On 01/22/2011 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

#14670797
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29232) - you deserved it (7655) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/22/2011 at 3:49am - misc - by sandra22 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

#14647834
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10139) - you deserved it (33636)

On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

#14616201
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26960) - you deserved it (3873) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

#14598799
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17054) - you deserved it (65873)

On 01/16/2011 at 5:48am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

#14572536
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25877) - you deserved it (11761)

On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML

#14569755
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6060) - you deserved it (34916)

On 01/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by shadowsonicstar (woman) - United States (Florida)



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