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znorbnix

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4189
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About znorbnix : Su'cuy, aruetiise. Ni dral darjetii.

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Today, I overheard a conversation between a coworker and a new employee. The new girl was trying to get familiar with people's names, and she asked my coworker, "Which one is Heather?" He answered, "The annoying one." She said, "Oh, that's Heather." I'm Heather. FML

#13625422
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21361) - you deserved it (7455)

On 10/28/2010 at 10:19am - work - by kaz89 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

#13613595
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10641) - you deserved it (23733)

On 10/27/2010 at 10:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

#13612697
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10815) - you deserved it (30120)

On 10/27/2010 at 7:47am - kids - by Lisaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out I received a "D" on my ethics exam, not because I did not know the information or did not follow the correct guidelines for writing the moral arguments, but because according to my professor my moral values are wrong. FML

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

#13571431
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11935) - you deserved it (45845)

On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

#13537092
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30286) - you deserved it (3289)

On 10/21/2010 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found myself crying in the bathroom because I started to feel lonely and depressed. My mother came into the bathroom, hearing me cry and gave me an hour long speech about what a beautiful human being I am... And to not forget to lose weight. FML

#13511696
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24932) - you deserved it (4976)

On 10/19/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had just finished re-completing all my assignments because I had lost my USB last week. I reached into my pocket for gum, instead I found the USB that I had apparently lost. I spent my weekend alone rather than spending time with my friends. I don't have another weekend off for a month. FML

#13505156
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10713) - you deserved it (25448)

On 10/18/2010 at 10:40pm - work - by haayloo (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML

#13485741
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8138) - you deserved it (51540)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Nobody - United States (Texas)

Today, my 4 year old son told his preschool teacher that his daddy could pick up 10,000 cows but couldn't pick up his mommy because she was too heavy. I'm the mommy. FML

#13467728
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26474) - you deserved it (5501)

On 10/16/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by princessj - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend's family approves of me, not because I'm friendly and intelligent, but because I'm an adequate addition to their gene pool. FML

#13458555
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21265) - you deserved it (3843)

On 10/15/2010 at 12:40pm - misc - by nick92 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

#13455190
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32534) - you deserved it (3206)

On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, I was at Barnes and Noble with my dad, where he refused to buy me a book because I "already read too much." FML

#13359325
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25980) - you deserved it (5529)

On 10/07/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by hfksorws - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spent a hundred dollars on new "business casual" clothes and took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML

#13353654
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25805) - you deserved it (6568)

On 10/07/2010 at 9:55am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm on holiday in Vietnam, and was wearing a new shirt. In a restaurant, the waitress pointed at my shirt and said something I couldn't understand, so I just smiled and nodded my head. She then gave me a weird look and walked away. Turns out there was a huge spider on it. FML

#13339977
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23133) - you deserved it (4241)

On 10/06/2010 at 4:40am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Vietnam



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