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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3732
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About zinoxity : Hi there ! Excuse my lame username, I forgot the password to my original account. Haha.

Feel free to message me if you want to have a conversation or if you need someone to talk to. I love to talk and interact with other people. Making new friends is always fun. :D

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Today, I reported in for my first day at work. When I walked in they asked "Who are you?" I answered "Cassie, it's my first day today" with a huge smile. They'd meant to call and offer the job to the other Cassie they interviewed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31214) - you deserved it (2226)

On 02/10/2011 at 9:55am - work - by theothercassie -

Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25935) - you deserved it (6672)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by redlips - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10259) - you deserved it (57150)

On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33608) - you deserved it (5908)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my Grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I better start praying for a husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24325) - you deserved it (2701)

On 09/20/2010 at 11:02pm - misc - by kdgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML


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On 03/07/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML


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On 02/23/2010 at 11:28am - love - by kal (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22300) - you deserved it (3089)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:03am - love - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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