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Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML
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On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -
Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML
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On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by NoMeatFail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I reported in for my first day at work. When I walked in they asked "Who are you?" I answered "Cassie, it's my first day today" with a huge smile. They'd meant to call and offer the job to the other Cassie they interviewed. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 9:55am - work - by theothercassie -
Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by redlips - Japan (Tokyo)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my Grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I better start praying for a husband. FML
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On 09/20/2010 at 11:02pm - misc - by kdgirl (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 11:28am - love - by kal (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 12:03am - love - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
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