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zinoxity
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3974
  • Number of comments : 350
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About zinoxity : Hi there ! Excuse my lame username, I forgot the password to my original account. Haha.

Feel free to message me if you want to have a conversation or if you need someone to talk to. I love to talk and interact with other people. Making new friends is always fun. :D

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Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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zinoxity's favorite FMLs

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37162) - you deserved it (5506)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27156) - you deserved it (8383)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33232) - you deserved it (6151)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43613) - you deserved it (3815)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

#18935378
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22122) - you deserved it (4451)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I decided to get my ass in shape and went to the gym. I got motion-sickness on the elliptical. FML

#18778182
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20372) - you deserved it (5140)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:31pm - health - by tbw (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

#18490582
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9907) - you deserved it (43664)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14368) - you deserved it (44072)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13551) - you deserved it (59270)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave my friends and family." The one I picked up just said "math." FML

#18206362
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30775) - you deserved it (3733)

On 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm - misc - by Noslo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

#18203488
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42685) - you deserved it (5094)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18327) - you deserved it (48673) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML

#17361677
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46608) - you deserved it (2999)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55503) - you deserved it (27791)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)



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