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by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
by Jessie / 12/25/2010 at 8:38am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by anonymous_0505 / 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm / Russian Federation (Moscow City) / Love
by Pr unlucky / 10/02/2010 at 4:07am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
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