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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3387
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML


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On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML


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On 01/24/2011 at 10:50am - love - by tina247 -

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML


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On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML


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On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML


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On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

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