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    40%
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    5%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    11%
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    33%
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    100%
  • One more and it's business time

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Zao_89's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:21 / United Kingdom

Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML

By tina247 / Monday 24 January 2011 15:50 /

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

By Jessie / Saturday 25 December 2010 13:38 / United States

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

By anonymous_0505 - / Saturday 6 November 2010 17:24 / Russian Federation

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

By Pr unlucky / Saturday 2 October 2010 08:07 / Australia