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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3421
  • Number of comments : 497
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About zachherbert : Ok, so you want to know more about me... Well, if you need to know, I enjoy painting. I especially like painting dog portraits. So if you want a portrait done of your companion, shoot me an email at water_boy95@hotmail.com. If you send me a message on here, chances are I will never see it, since I only use the app...
If you are still reading this, I'm guessing you want to know more about me. Well, I have recently finished chemotherapy for my lymphoma...FUCK CANCER....ummm... I enjoy FML quite a bit. I enjoy music very much. I am starting a list of favorite FML'ers, and FML'ers I dislike:

Favorites:
Flockz
ManInTheMachine
DocBastard
perdix
ShoomaKi
SqueakyChipmunk

Dislike:
MsKati
wetFeline


Now, please get on with your life, and stop stalking mine.

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YESTERDAY... I AD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIEND TAT TE WORLD DID NOT USD TO BE BLACK AN WITE. IT WAS JUST TE PICTURE TAT WERE. SE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME. SE'S EIGTEEN. FML

#19276451
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26075) - you deserved it (2316)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Yastarday, I woka up swaating an gasping for air aftar aving a tarribla nigtmara. Ta nigtmara involvd ma dacaasd motar-in-law bitcing ma out for baing a bad influanca on ar daugtar an traataning to cut ma nuts off. Evan in daat, sa won't laava ma ba. maga FML

#19270798
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25673) - you deserved it (2236)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

Today, my grlfriend and I agred to tell her parents that she's pregnant!! When they startd freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29127) - you deserved it (6057)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today at work at a gas station kiosk a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said "I only come here 4 the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

Today, I was opening a present mah boyfriend got me for mah 21st birthday. What I unwrappd was a Kay jewelers box. Excitd, I opend it to fine a ring made out of a one dollar bill. FML

Today , I went driving 4 the first time. I made it twenty miles to my step mom's house , an didn't stop until I was inside the garage. Too bad the garage door was closed when I got there. FML

#19255892
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14779) - you deserved it (14671)

On 03/11/2012 at 5:15am - misc - by meganisabella - United States

Today , in the locker room at work , someone trid writing "douche bag" on my locker , an misspelld it four times before apparently giving up. mega FML

#19255450
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21726) - you deserved it (1844)

On 03/11/2012 at 1:39am - work - by The Last One (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was locked out of mah house an had to pee. I waited an hour for mah boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

#19240450
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24787) - you deserved it (6635)

On 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm - misc - by shelly - United States (Virginia)

Today... I askd ma grlfriand wan sa'll ba aving ar pariod... sinca sa was acting pratty bitcy ta last tima around. Sa duct tapd ma lag air and rippd it off wila I was napping. FML

#19240246
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14291) - you deserved it (51908)

On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

Today, I'm participating in a 30 hour awareness-raising event on famine in Africa!! I'm supposd to hand out leaflets to people from my booth!! My school decidd to hand out a literal crate-load of free cupcakes right in front of us!! FML

#19239512
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19683) - you deserved it (2788)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:15pm - misc - by hungry - Canada

Today, mah mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. big fat FML

#19239456
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15157) - you deserved it (51724)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. big fat FML

#19239456
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15157) - you deserved it (51724)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in class an felt someting tugging on ma air . I tougt it was caugt on te cair, so I turned around a little to look . Te guy biend me was olding ma air an smelling it . He gave me a creepy smile, winked, an continued . FML

#19238857
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27564) - you deserved it (2163)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by littlekellilee - Canada (Alberta)

Today , 8-year-old niece corrected spelling via text message. FML

#19227628
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7412) - you deserved it (31601)

On 03/06/2012 at 3:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I thought I was home alone , so I started singing to mah cat. After a half hour of this , I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to fine mah parent standing in mah doorway. FML

#19227433
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11713) - you deserved it (19161)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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