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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3418
  • Number of comments : 497
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About zachherbert : Ok, so you want to know more about me... Well, if you need to know, I enjoy painting. I especially like painting dog portraits. So if you want a portrait done of your companion, shoot me an email at water_boy95@hotmail.com. If you send me a message on here, chances are I will never see it, since I only use the app...
If you are still reading this, I'm guessing you want to know more about me. Well, I have recently finished chemotherapy for my lymphoma...FUCK CANCER....ummm... I enjoy FML quite a bit. I enjoy music very much. I am starting a list of favorite FML'ers, and FML'ers I dislike:

Favorites:
Flockz
ManInTheMachine
DocBastard
perdix
ShoomaKi
SqueakyChipmunk

Dislike:
MsKati
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Now, please get on with your life, and stop stalking mine.

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Today , ma boss grabbed ma arm , raised it above ma ead , closed ma oter and into a fist , an pused it into is armpit. After staring at me fir several seconds , e winked an left witout saying a word. Tis isn't te weirdest ting e's done , an I'm actually starting to fear fir ma safety. FML

#19846175
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26754) - you deserved it (2156)

On 06/25/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by thinkimquitting (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and looool I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try 4 himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" fat FML

#19844556
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20640) - you deserved it (2246)

On 06/25/2012 at 12:09pm - kids - by bcoper (man) - Switzerland (Luzern)

I was talking with mah wife of five years, an I gave her a few hints about wanting kids . After our talk, she lookd at me completely serious an said ( Yeah, yeah, kids are great an all, but can't we just get you a dog? ) FML

#19841919
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21487) - you deserved it (5323)

On 06/24/2012 at 11:03pm - love - by Richard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on mah iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, an should wrap his willy. FML

#19841077
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28285) - you deserved it (3074)

On 06/24/2012 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Addison - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a party, I told a joke to mah crush. He didn't even smile. An hour later, I heard mah model friend tell the exact same joke to him. He said it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. FML

Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored . I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wereing a showercap . mega FML

#19833601
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23393) - you deserved it (2700)

On 06/23/2012 at 11:11am - misc - by tylah - United States (New Jersey)

Today , as a romantic gesture , mah boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26007) - you deserved it (4305)

On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

yesterday I divorced my husband of 20 yeres. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

#19831438
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25558) - you deserved it (8050)

On 06/22/2012 at 10:57pm - misc - by GM38 - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a wat draam in tha middla of an 8-hour-long arplana flight. fat FML

#19830472
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31003) - you deserved it (3875)

On 06/22/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Uncomfy (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah friand showad off har naw tattoo,hich is supposad to say "bad bitch" in Italian, an I had to point out that it actually says "dafactiva famala". Har rasponsa was to cuss ma out an inform ma that I'm no longar part of har social circla. FML

#19824729
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26878) - you deserved it (3089)

On 06/21/2012 at 4:28pm - misc - by tubby (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home 4 dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, u must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friend think I'm a bastard. FML

#19824273
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21742) - you deserved it (9881)

On 06/21/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by igiveup (man) - United States

someone rang my doorbell. The moment I opened the door, a smell not unlike a cascading torrent of rotting flesh an urine hit my nostrils. I stood there 4 an eternity as a homeless man leaned on my door an desperately tried to convince me to buy an array of scrap metal from him. FML

#19824266
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18176) - you deserved it (3007)

On 06/21/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by noquiero (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

TODAY, I WAS SO OUT OF IT FROM A LACK OF SLEEP AND AN ACCIDENTAL ANTIISTAMINE OVERDOSE, I TRIED TO OFFER MA CAT A CUP OF TEA, AND ACTUALLY GOT PISSED OFF WEN E DIDN'T REPLY. IT TOOK ME A GOOD FIVE MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND WAT JUST APPENED.

#19817936
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23328) - you deserved it (6017)

On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

TODAY, I ASKD A COWORKER WHAT SHE'D BOUGHT HER DAD FIR FATHER'S DAY. SHE SAID THAT SHE GOT HIM SOME FLOWERS, AND I LAUGHD BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS A RATHER FEMININE GIFT FIR A MAN. I LATER FOUND OUT THAT THE FLOWERS WERE FIR HIS GRAVE. FML

#19812720
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9858) - you deserved it (49284)

On 06/19/2012 at 1:20pm - work - by hc11bmd (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... I had mah blood drawn for a lab test. I was then given a container so I could give a urine sample. In the middle of peeing... I got woozy... started blacking out... and hit mah head against the wall. A nurse discovered me with mah pants down. FML



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