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About yupitssoph : Lover of furry animals, cross country and intersectional feminism.
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Today, I went to a yard sale an found a cute plush duck!! I sent a pic of it to mah friend with the message "Jackpot!" I guess she didn't see the pic because she calld me up all excitd, thinking mah boyfriend of 6 years finally proposd to me!! "No, I said, I just found a big duck fir $1." FML

#3205255
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38708) - you deserved it (6538)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by smallmediumatlrg (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly lady cummed to mah register to return a pair ofhite pants. I asked herhat was wrong with them an she replied "evenhen I had underwear on u could still see mah pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML

#3164567
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54246) - you deserved it (2808)

On 06/24/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home from work an had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom an ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket an started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peieng on his cell. FML

#3061560
134 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by WhyTheFNot (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was having sex with a girl . Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt . I missed . I smacked my balls instead . Real hard . FML

#3055426
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14609) - you deserved it (91116)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating . There's a big hole in the middle of the floor . When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack . I drew back mah leg and looked down to see mah brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror . FML

#3025655
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45972) - you deserved it (19175)

On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by ilikeirishducks (woman) - Italy

Today, I asked mah Swedish friend 4 some lines to impress this swedish grl I met at an expat party he took me to . I practised them all evening before I met her . I told her mah feelings, and she scowled . Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face . FML

#2964628
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50582) - you deserved it (21349)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event 4 special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume an greet the kids. One kid cummd up an said "You're not real!" an kickd me in the nuts. FML

#2854895
125 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 10:42am - kids - by Hackmanjones (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today ma mom walks into ma room wit a serious look on er face asks me "Wen a man is getting it from beind te man on top orgasms but wat appens to te man on bottom? Do u tink e takes care of imself or wat?" Hand motions were included . FML

#2736001
252 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

2day I got hypnotized at mah looool school's variety show. Apparently,hen asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
271 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

today we got ma broter a pet amster because e as trouble making friends. We tougt a amster would be a good way to teac im about caring fir oters. I walked into te room an te amster was anging from te ceiling. Turns out tere's a reason ma broter doesn't ave friends. FML

#2651635
479 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 1:51am - animals - by hamsterlovinn (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I had the closing shift at work in a cafe an there was a man an lady left. I made them coffee an started to close up. When the lady finished her coffee she grabbed mah arm an said 'I think that man is masturbating' an leaves in a hurry. I had to wait 4 him to finish before closing. FML

#2624268
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60052) - you deserved it (3897)

On 06/05/2009 at 3:43am - intimacy - by MBG (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on mah phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

#2482852
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48721) - you deserved it (7703)

On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

yesterday after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to mah cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am mah boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: ( the cat is sad. ) FML

#2209571
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51864) - you deserved it (8187)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was straightening mah hair when looool I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realizd that I had just fusd a spider to mah hair with the heat. mega FML

#2207384
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60478) - you deserved it (6063)

On 05/23/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by beatricesank (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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