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About yupitssoph : Lover of furry animals, cross country and intersectional feminism.
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Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

#12438050
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30790) - you deserved it (3331)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

#12353500
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37104) - you deserved it (3676)

On 08/06/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by shitpile - United States

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

#12109391
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34490) - you deserved it (3190)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

#12109391
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34490) - you deserved it (3190)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

#12109391
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34490) - you deserved it (3190)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

#11935766
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22411) - you deserved it (43227)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my girlfriend that my grandma died, expecting to be comforted. She got mad at me for "stealing her thunder" because her cat died two days ago. FML

#11794777
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45789) - you deserved it (4065)

On 07/10/2010 at 4:05pm - love - by thanksalot - United States

Today, a friend of mine had a Wii party and made everyone into Miis. My Mii had freckles. I don't have freckles. When I commented on it, she said, "Well, there isn't a zit feature." FML

#11637324
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37837) - you deserved it (5556)

On 07/03/2010 at 3:52pm - misc - by ZittyMii (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother wore a see through shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra. FML

#11452119
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48007) - you deserved it (4813)

On 06/25/2010 at 1:29pm - misc - by noname - United States (New York)

Today, my mother asked me if I'd heard of anal sex. Before I could fully process her question, she explained that it's dangerous because the tissues of the anus are finer and more susceptible to STDs. There were still forty minutes left in our car ride. FML

#10991585
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39365) - you deserved it (3998)

On 06/05/2010 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by SlickMcK - United States (New York)

Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML

#10855287
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28108) - you deserved it (4058)

On 05/30/2010 at 1:12am - animals - by Alpheas - United States (Texas)

Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML

#9950878
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11947) - you deserved it (51909)

On 04/17/2010 at 7:37pm - intimacy - by BoobSicle (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

#9797503
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17329) - you deserved it (41164)

On 04/11/2010 at 4:11am - intimacy - by junior - United States (Arizona)



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