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Today, I realized that if you are too lazy to get completely dressed in the morning and only put on a top, you should not answer a Skype video call from your boss that involves you standing up, turning around and grabbing files from your filing cabinet all in clear view of your web cam. FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 8:54pm - work - by julie (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 2:55am - health - by vanessa_d15 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 5:38pm - health - by Elizabeh (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
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On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by notsohappyniece (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss' daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I invited my very animal phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML
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On 10/31/2009 at 7:08am - love - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went to McDonalds to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by HungryGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by lame (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by lame (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
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On 10/15/2009 at 6:14pm - animals - by Noname (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML
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On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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