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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 973
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About yoyoforpeace : |Art|&|writing|
|peace|&|love|
|taken|6.24.11|
|NY|America|
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yoyoforpeace's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

#20690661
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56225) - you deserved it (33028)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

#20164153
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9297) - you deserved it (43229)

On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML

#20134435
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17852) - you deserved it (3640)

On 10/26/2012 at 4:49pm - misc - by Miss Spasticator (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that my five-year-old daughters are deranged psychopaths, when one of them started screaming to get my attention while the other pulled the car door shut on my fingers. FML

#20134163
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22591) - you deserved it (2967)

On 10/26/2012 at 12:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML

#20093571
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20626) - you deserved it (1515)

On 09/29/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by firebombtimEFUCKERS (man) - United States

Today, I found out why the girl I like won't give me the time of day. Apparently, I called her ugly and pushed her into a puddle when we were in kindergarten. FML

#20091625
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18452) - you deserved it (28149)

On 09/27/2012 at 10:41pm - love - by thatwas10yearsago (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26585) - you deserved it (1947)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)



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