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youdidwhatnow
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 February 1994 (19 years)
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Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

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On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

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On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version



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