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Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML
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On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
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On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I flew home early from a two month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with slik-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 4:07pm - love - by Muscle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While Im brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
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On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML
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On 03/02/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Werner (man) - United States (California)
Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven't gotten any in weeks". FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)
Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaims "that was amazing Drew..." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name which does not sound a thing like Drew. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by mynameisnotdrew (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 6:55pm - kids - by Morgan (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 3:25pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by Coley - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm - love - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)
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