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yeezheng
  • Town/Country : Singapore, Singapore
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 February 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 3962
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7270) - you deserved it (17703)

On 11/18/2008 at 4:13pm - misc - by Andy - United Kingdom (Craigavon)

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20847) - you deserved it (20265)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

#296
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7660) - you deserved it (46879)

On 11/13/2008 at 5:31am - intimacy - by Skylan - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

#293
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22471) - you deserved it (5229)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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