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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 9:25pm - misc - by marlow - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)
Today, at the age of 22 I started eating my boogers. FML
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On 01/11/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by Snotmyfault - United States (Washington)
Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML
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On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version
Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML
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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 4:13pm - misc - by Andy - United Kingdom (Craigavon)
Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
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On 11/13/2008 at 5:31am - intimacy - by Skylan - Sent from mobile version
Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML
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On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)
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