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Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10656) - you deserved it (55772)

On 11/13/2008 at 5:31am - intimacy - by Skylan - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31381) - you deserved it (7312)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML


I agree, your life sucks (76103) - you deserved it (5169)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

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