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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 February 1993 (21 years)
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Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22411) - you deserved it (21465)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

#296
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I agree, your life sucks (9089) - you deserved it (51166)

On 11/13/2008 at 5:31am - intimacy - by Skylan - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

#293
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27822) - you deserved it (6827)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71355) - you deserved it (4805)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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