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Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
by damnit / 10/27/2008 at 5:08am / United States (Texas) / Love
- Today, my cross-country flight was delayed for an hour. When I finally boarded, I found out that my… Today, my mom's guilt tripping reached a new level when she told me all she wanted for her birthday… Today, I went for an operation. Only to walk out with my gallbladder still there and the news I am…