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Yeezheng's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    20%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    11%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    12%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    2%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    11%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Yeezheng's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

By ThisBlows - / Wednesday 21 September 2011 17:20 / United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 21 September 2011 13:17 / United States

Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML

By agent_awesome / Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:25 / United Kingdom

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 19 September 2011 14:39 / United States

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

By nicole / Thursday 22 September 2011 10:31 / Reserved