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Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML
by Operation Yewtree here I come / 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by jewelthewat / 09/19/2014 at 8:52am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Transportation
by KEA_08 / 03/20/2014 at 1:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by naesha / 03/16/2014 at 9:40pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by LeChameauTrisomique / 03/14/2014 at 12:33am / France (Centre) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/13/2014 at 5:34am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, I started my first job as a power line technician. My boss's first words to me were, "I have a good feeling about you, kid!" That would've been great if he hadn't said, "Although, the last time I had a good feeling, the guy died." right afterwards. FML
by Anon / 03/12/2014 at 8:11pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by CurtisWogan / 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/12/2014 at 11:33am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/12/2014 at 2:39am / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/11/2014 at 9:04am / Israel / Love
Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML
by Anonymous / 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by ashamed father / 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML
by cunning glassist / 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/07/2014 at 1:25pm / Philippines (Quezon City) / Miscellaneous