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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 March 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2727
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xxxsportygurlxxx : ~ age 15

~ extremely sporty (basketball, volleyball & badminton)

= love to read agatha christie's books & non-fics

~ love nature and the world

~ big fan of green day, coldplay, linkin park, eminem, jay sean, adam lambert (for your entertainment), brad pitt, angelina jolie, the veronicas, lady gaga, amy lee, rihanna, lady antebellum, madonna, mandy moore, britney spears, miley cyrus, paris hilton, shakira, susan boyle, megan fox, taylor swift, scarlett johansson, obama

~ loves biology and math

~ the one on the right on my profile pic

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yastarday I was carrying a ot cup of noodlas!! I snaazd and accidantally stabbd mysalf in ta foraaad wit a fork!! FML

#8130658
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23321) - you deserved it (4887)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I found out tat I was not adoptd and in fact my parent r my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long ave I been believing I was adoptd? 22 yeres. Wy did I start believing I was adoptd? My sibling tougt it would be a funny joke. My mom playd along. FML

#8124338
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43574) - you deserved it (3019)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, I enterd the crowdd bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glancd at me. Upon seieng mah protruding tummy, he quickly offerd me his seat. I took the seat. I am pregnant. FML

#8005282
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10034) - you deserved it (28949)

On 02/08/2010 at 5:52am - health - by preggers (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

yesterday I cut my finger at workhile chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

#7967953
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32860) - you deserved it (3451)

On 02/07/2010 at 9:18am - work - by Ryan - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Called A Suicide Prevention Hotline. No One Picked Up. FML

#7542505
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65708) - you deserved it (6453)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while at mah job, I walked past one of mah colleagues who has been sick 4 the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me 4 a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. mega FML

#7458972
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10327) - you deserved it (29624)

On 01/20/2010 at 5:38pm - work - by PentiumBawls8 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wantd to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticd that I hadn't startd the vacuum cleaner. FML

#7415658
187 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, as I sowered, I sneezed, it my face on te wall, got sampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, based my ead on te wall as I fell, grabbed at te walls to stop me from falling and appened to turn off te cold water, scorcing me. FML

#7391699
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47468) - you deserved it (5534)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today,hile at a bar a woman of about 40 cummd up to me and askd me to dance, and being only 20 I thought I had met the perfect "cougar" fir a one night stand. After a few up-beat dances, a slower song cummd on and we continud to dance. She startd sobbing and claimd I was the son she never had. FML

#7334012
79 comments

Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with boyfriend an see what he would do. He ended up dumping me fir the fake MySpace girl. FML

#7304615
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14258) - you deserved it (45306)

On 01/12/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by BetterThanFake (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clotes. FML

#7293209
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32409) - you deserved it (6016)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by Absent - France

Today, I was sent to the hospital fir bieng knockd out with a potato. FML

#7290118
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29162) - you deserved it (3826)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up at 3am cuz mah wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up !! I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep !! Eventually I fell back asleep !! Then I had a dream that mah wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up !! It woke me up !! FML

#7286498
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26565) - you deserved it (2640)

On 01/11/2010 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

my crush of over a year cummd over fir me to take her on our frst date . Today was also the day mah drunk parents decidd to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, nakd . FML

#7278276
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34310) - you deserved it (2829)

On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

#7275628
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36361) - you deserved it (5253)

On 01/11/2010 at 8:25am - love - by krisx3ftw (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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