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About xxxsportygurlxxx : ~ age 15
~ extremely sporty (basketball, volleyball & badminton)
= love to read agatha christie's books & non-fics
~ love nature and the world
~ big fan of green day, coldplay, linkin park, eminem, jay sean, adam lambert (for your entertainment), brad pitt, angelina jolie, the veronicas, lady gaga, amy lee, rihanna, lady antebellum, madonna, mandy moore, britney spears, miley cyrus, paris hilton, shakira, susan boyle, megan fox, taylor swift, scarlett johansson, obama
~ loves biology and math
~ the one on the right on my profile pic
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)
Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 5:52am - health - by preggers (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 9:18am - work - by Ryan - Sent from mobile version
Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 5:38pm - work - by PentiumBawls8 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, while at a bar a woman of about 40 came up to me and asked me to dance, and being only 20 I thought I had met the perfect "cougar" for a one night stand. After a few up-beat dances, a slower song came on and we continued to dance. She started sobbing and claimed I was the son she never had. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by indiansbaseball4 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my Boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by BetterThanFake (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
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Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)
Today, I woke up at 3am because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 8:25am - love - by krisx3ftw (woman) - United States (Virginia)
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