Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

xrainbowshadowx

Search for a member

xrainbowshadowx

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2372
  • Number of comments : 215
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 111 posted

About xrainbowshadowx : Hi random stranger reading my profile (:

I'd like the present myself: I'm nameless and have many 'FML' moments in my life...maybe a little too many but whatever everyone does.

I really hate fakes. Grow up and accept yourself. That is all.

I put in stupid ass comments sometimes...like everyone does, but what do you expect? It's the internet - I don't think about my comments, they just come to me on a whim. :P

So, love me or hate me? I don't care. You're entitled to your own opinions. But, you don't actually know me and probably never will. This IS the internet.

Good day to you people who actually read this whole thing :P

xrainbowshadowx's page activity

Visits<b>kelseysking</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 8:44pm<b>Mortoli</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 7:12am<b>empsparks02</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 12:08am<b>TheMarshmellow</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 11:12pm<b>NotAUser</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 10:12pm<b>Falkin0113</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 4:58pm<b>singer0421</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 10:38pm<b>teentee401</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 10:00am<b>jamescrazy96</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 5:42pm<b>samfate</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 2:08am<b>The_Illegal_Juan</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 6:55pm<b>SirDirtyRedD</b> - the 05/25/2014 at 11:36pm<b>evilamoebaattack</b> - the 05/25/2014 at 5:00am<b>Bilbo_Swaggins</b> - the 05/02/2014 at 8:38pm<b>lillord55</b> - the 04/28/2014 at 12:18am<b>rabechan</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 8:51pm<b>rabbi1010</b> - the 04/16/2014 at 4:34pm<b>warsun</b> - the 03/21/2014 at 3:54am

xrainbowshadowx's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of xrainbowshadowx's badges

xrainbowshadowx's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML

#19600497
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24466) - you deserved it (2548)

On 05/09/2012 at 11:34pm - misc - by I Don't Exorcise - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML

#19599121
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24932) - you deserved it (1737)

On 05/09/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by roomingwithevil - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

#19598772
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11157) - you deserved it (36461)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, an exchange student was telling us how he once used a black light to detect semen stains on his "abstinent" ex-girlfriend's face. I called him out on the obvious lie, saying it's an old urban legend. He wigged out, screamed that I'm a "bastarding shite-wank" and ran out of class. FML

#19573864
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18716) - you deserved it (4695)

On 05/04/2012 at 5:53pm - intimacy - by Garry (man) - United States

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33760) - you deserved it (9970)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

#19561833
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14600) - you deserved it (52184) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

#19506149
427 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42012) - you deserved it (3833)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

#18850090
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30655) - you deserved it (3396)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:14am - health - by hurts.to.pee - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31842) - you deserved it (4982)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
532 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30104) - you deserved it (53517)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

#18725237
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24319) - you deserved it (8605)

On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at work, I slipped and fell on my backside. The creepy security guard offered to 'kiss it better.' FML

#18724362
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27877) - you deserved it (2930)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by only 10 more hours to go (woman) - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

#18724307
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27745) - you deserved it (2938)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by Anna (woman) - United States

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

#18524767
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29877) - you deserved it (6012)

On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25513) - you deserved it (15912)

On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)



FML's blog

  • FML's Thanksgiving Special: TGS
  • As many of us know through popular culture, today is Thanksgiving in the US. Come on, we’ve all seen a TV show involving a Thanksgiving dinner or plans to do so that have gone awry due to one of the main…

Wednesday 26 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: