About Xrainbowshadowx
Hi random stranger reading my profile (: I'd like the present myself: I'm nameless and have many 'FML' moments in my life...maybe a little too many but whatever everyone does. I really hate fakes. Grow up and accept yourself. That is all. I put in stupid ass comments sometimes...like everyone does, but what do you expect? It's the internet - I don't think about my comments, they just come to me on a whim. :P So, love me or hate me? I don't care. You're entitled to your own opinions. But, you don't actually know me and probably never will. This IS the internet. Good day to you people who actually read this whole thing :P
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Xrainbowshadowx's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandmother walked in on me watching porn on my computer. She looked at the woman on the screen and said, "I used to have tits like that, but look what having 7 kids did to them." Now I'm scarred for life. FML

By Master Debater - / Friday 1 February 2013 11:05 / Australia

Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

By andy - / Monday 28 January 2013 04:36 / United States - Long Beach

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 1 January 2013 10:30 / United States - Wichita

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

By Job Seeking - / Tuesday 22 January 2013 11:14 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

By TheOtherWoman - / Friday 18 January 2013 17:21 / United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare