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  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 March 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2743
  • Number of comments : 215
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 111 posted

About xrainbowshadowx : Hi random stranger reading my profile (:

I'd like the present myself: I'm nameless and have many 'FML' moments in my life...maybe a little too many but whatever everyone does.

I really hate fakes. Grow up and accept yourself. That is all.

I put in stupid ass comments sometimes...like everyone does, but what do you expect? It's the internet - I don't think about my comments, they just come to me on a whim. :P

So, love me or hate me? I don't care. You're entitled to your own opinions. But, you don't actually know me and probably never will. This IS the internet.

Good day to you people who actually read this whole thing :P

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xrainbowshadowx's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment 4 her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room 4 hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

#20117570
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25883) - you deserved it (9172)

On 10/15/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, While I Was Using Mah Computer, Mah Cat Ran Up To The Power Strip, Looked Me In The Eyes, And Hit The Power Switch, Turning Everything Off. She Does This Quite Often. FML

#20116072
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (4285)

On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was watching TV with mah mom, when a plumbing ad cummed on. A hot guy showed up on-screen and said "I'm here to snake your drain." My mom immediately piped up with, "Oh, I'd let him snake mah drain any day." Thanks fir that imagery, mom. FML

#20101823
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20603) - you deserved it (2684)

On 10/04/2012 at 7:24pm - misc - by disgusted (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror!! Fuck you Fifty Shades of Grey!! FML

#20096658
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26705) - you deserved it (3500)

On 10/01/2012 at 11:02am - love - by fiftyno (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, ma grlfriend ad a bitc fit at me cuz I lauged at er idea of getting te Cullen family tree tattooed on er back. FML

#20079438
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31030) - you deserved it (3213)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:22pm - love - by Shame (man) - Canada (Ontario)

I collectd mah students' notes in class to check them. One grl,ho is always drawing werd anime crap in her sketchbook, turnd in just one piece of paper that read, ( FUCK YOUR CLASS. ) mega FML

#20076781
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18617) - you deserved it (20290)

On 09/17/2012 at 8:21pm - work - by Mrs. Teacher (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to go into the school fir the third time this week because mah son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. mega FML

#20061403
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24113) - you deserved it (2959)

On 09/07/2012 at 1:08am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, as I was riding mah bike, mah foot slippd and I did a slow sped-tumble over the top, ripping mah balls wide open. Number of stitches: too looool many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. fat FML

#20027548
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39566) - you deserved it (2323)

On 08/18/2012 at 1:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I went out to dinner with mah boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu..." remarked how I look "so grown up 4 yur age..." and asked wat grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

#20020595
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26153) - you deserved it (1626)

On 08/14/2012 at 12:52pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States

Today, mah mom threw mah tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead . Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking there tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk . FML

#20018901
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29334) - you deserved it (1851)

On 08/13/2012 at 3:25pm - misc - by jannister (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

I was feeling really down , so I texted mah boyfriend , hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later , asking 4 nude pictures. FML

#20018849
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25595) - you deserved it (4573)

On 08/13/2012 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

TODAY, MAH INSANE BOSS DECIDED I POOP TOO MUCH. NOW, EVERY TIME I GO TO THE BATHROOM, HE FOLLOWS ME IN AND TRIES TO GET ME TO HURRY UP BY READING PASSAGES FROM 50 SHADES OF GREY. FML

#20009332
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29147) - you deserved it (3152)

On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, wile doing ma job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around te parking lot and picked some tras up, trying to elp out. Fait in umanity: +1. About an our later I saw a woman pick a bug off of er windsield and eat it. Fait in umanity: -200. FML

#20009222
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22177) - you deserved it (2230)

On 08/08/2012 at 7:23am - work - by TJ (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , after waking up , I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimatd mah strength , and the whole thing splashd all over mah face. A few moment later , mah dad staggerd in , lookd at me in disgust , and said , "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

#20000538
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17215) - you deserved it (9640)

On 08/03/2012 at 3:28pm - misc - by squeltorey (man) - United States (California)

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward an I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8965) - you deserved it (27521)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)



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