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xo_kat_xo
  • Town/Country : Miami, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 September 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 462
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xo_kat_xo : Im fun to be around(: I love to party and be crazy.

You can hate me or you can love me. Either one but never both. Trust me I won't care(;

--I loooooovvveeee (with all my heart) Escape the Fate and Black Veil Brides!!!--

I have a growing obsession of Andy Sixx!!

I love to meet new people so message me!!!

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Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

#16661874
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52882) - you deserved it (4541)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML

#16611980
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35816) - you deserved it (4649)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

#16591385
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36806) - you deserved it (4096)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:09am - work - by lilben (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13797) - you deserved it (53992)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I thought an attractive guy was looking at my tits instead of my face, and prepared to act offended and perhaps flirt. Unfortunately, he was actually looking at the peeling and flaking sunburn in my cleavage, and informed me that Aloe might be helpful. FML

#16571966
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11009) - you deserved it (36414)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Liz - United States (District of Columbia)



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