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About xo_kat_xo : Im fun to be around(: I love to party and be crazy.
You can hate me or you can love me. Either one but never both. Trust me I won't care(;
--I loooooovvveeee (with all my heart) Escape the Fate and Black Veil Brides!!!--
I have a growing obsession of Andy Sixx!!
I love to meet new people so message me!!!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
Today, I thought an attractive guy was looking at my tits instead of my face, and prepared to act offended and perhaps flirt. Unfortunately, he was actually looking at the peeling and flaking sunburn in my cleavage, and informed me that Aloe might be helpful. FML
Friday 1 August 2014