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by whywouldyoudothat / 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Sorry / 10/02/2014 at 7:51pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/17/2014 at 4:07pm / United States / Love
by kitkat / 09/17/2014 at 3:48pm / United States / Love
Today, my 24-year-old, unemployed brother stole all of my food money and went out with his friends. His punishment from our parents? He has to pay me back when he gets a job. My stomach has to wait. FML
by HungryStudent / 08/20/2014 at 2:59pm / Puerto Rico / Money
by Anonymous / 07/29/2014 at 2:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "he died" and walked away. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She reminded me I was at the funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML
by jayswizzle89 / 07/29/2014 at 3:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML
by notadoorman / 07/25/2014 at 2:16pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
by stupid older sister / 07/24/2014 at 5:54pm / United States (Illinois) / Geek
by I don't condome that, babe / 07/24/2014 at 4:51pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
by Face fucking palm / 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by teegtwo / 07/22/2014 at 1:55am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
by badluck / 07/21/2014 at 3:31pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend, because he's too manipulative. By the time our chat ended, instead of being single, I'm somehow now committed to going on vacation with him and his family. FML
by whatjusthappened / 07/21/2014 at 11:58am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML
by Anonymous / 07/18/2014 at 7:06pm / United States (New York) / Love
- Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number I wanted to mess with my girl… Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we… Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our…