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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 April 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 321
  • Number of comments : 306
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About xmaximusx : Happy, motivated makes great money. Does what he wants when he wants, says what he thinks and doesn't purple indica reality!
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Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27808) - you deserved it (31394)

On 08/01/2012 at 4:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML

Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22905) - you deserved it (4431)

On 07/15/2012 at 11:12am - love - by SwAGkiLlS - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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On 07/15/2012 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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