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xlord

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 January 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9466
  • Number of comments : 521
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About xlord : I have travelled the world and spent millions of dollars to discover how to make the best rated FML comments. The secret is to create 173 accounts.

....feel free to message me I don't (mostly) bite.

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xlord's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a party and all my friends started asking me ways they could leave so no one would notice because the party sucked. It was MY party. FML

#102896
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37177) - you deserved it (6806)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by SIK of everything (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML

#98972
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12022) - you deserved it (68462)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:19pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (264935) - you deserved it (59761)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML

#46151
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7396) - you deserved it (64484)

On 02/15/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by nana. (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

#34306
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34821) - you deserved it (7705)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by yerface - United States (Texas)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11220) - you deserved it (69181)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML

#20879
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35532) - you deserved it (2347)

On 02/10/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by Flavorite (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20007) - you deserved it (34085)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20007) - you deserved it (34085)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

#6517
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6574) - you deserved it (46807)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by j0natron (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

#5857
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8780) - you deserved it (44876)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm - money - by bluntedone (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

#5350
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15178) - you deserved it (63039)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Randy Savage (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20962) - you deserved it (9832)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)



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