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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12169
  • Number of comments : 530
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About xlord : I have travelled the world and spent millions of dollars to discover how to make the best rated FML comments. The secret is to create 173 accounts.

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yesterday I saw an attractive man outside te club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up aving sex in my apartment. Te next looool day wen I was dropping im off, I discovered e was omeles and was outside te club begging fir money. My ouse is suddenly out of bread and ceese. FML

#448904
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32250) - you deserved it (140783)

On 03/18/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by Melaknee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I was nuda modaling 4 tha first tima 4 a lifa art class . Tha only critaria 4 tha class was that I not mova at all whila baing obsarvd . Aftar a faw saconds I noticd a raally hot girl drawing ma . I got a hard on . FML

#442796
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77557) - you deserved it (28514)

On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten mah glasses and had a migraine. I was straining mah eyes, squinting and rubbing mah temples to alleviate mah migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth cuz mah waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML

today after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home . I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield . The note read, ( F*** you, Jackson . ) I'm Tyler . Jackson is my co-worker . FML

#402387
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (188203) - you deserved it (9790)

On 03/16/2009 at 11:17pm - work - by Dansonn (man) - United States (California)

my phone ranghile I was home alone. When I picked up , all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of mah friends playing a joke , I said loudly , ( Get off the phone , you fucker , and don't call back! ) It turned out it was mah grandma. She had been having a stroke. real FML

#386198
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39673) - you deserved it (86233)

On 03/16/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by badgrandchild - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, mah mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, ( What are these? ) I answered, ( They are 4 massaging yur back ). She then insisted I show her. I massaged mah mother with anal beads. fat FML

#300638
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31614) - you deserved it (65406)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by DanniRae (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterdayhen I Was Shaving , I Wanted To Seehat I Looked Like With A Hitler 'tache. Since I Was Shaving Anyway I Just Left That Part And Figured I'd Shave It Later. Well I Was Goose Stepping Around My Room Fir Awhile And Then Forgot About It. I Ran Into My Grlfriend's Parent Later That Day. FML

#297200
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10897) - you deserved it (69665)

On 03/13/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today , ma friends an I were drinking boba. On te side of te cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid coking on te Boba". I started to laug at te ridiculousness of te label , an coked on te boba in a couging fit. FML

#296354
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13059) - you deserved it (63019)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I calld a priest "lame". He respondd jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughd and walkd out the door. I trippd and broke mah ankle. FML

#280211
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33291) - you deserved it (97123)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

yastarday I was walking to scool and dacidad to ba a good citizan by picking up a baar can on ta sidawalk. I tan walkad on to ma scool's campus wara I tan got suspandad by ma daan for "trying to rabal", groundad by ma parants for gatting suspandad, and an looool MIP from ta scool's polica guard. FML

#267564
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63345) - you deserved it (8270)

On 03/11/2009 at 1:04am - misc - by fmlmylife - United States (Texas)

Today.. . I Was Looking At Soma Commants On A Silly YouTuba Vidao Of Ma Dancing With Soma Friands . Somaona Postad A Commant Saying "Girl On Tha Right Is Hot!!!." Naxt To That.. . It Had About 31 Thumbs Down . I'm Tha Girl On Tha Right . FML

#240683
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45558) - you deserved it (9380)

On 03/08/2009 at 4:47am - misc - by Ugly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a creepy man on the subway said he likd my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've recievd in months. FML

#210139
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58576) - you deserved it (3525)

On 03/04/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife an I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store !! I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank !! Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas !! We don't own a diesel car !! FML

#209822
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71411) - you deserved it (8014)

On 03/04/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by Damn_her (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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