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xlord

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xlord

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13474
  • Number of comments : 535
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About xlord : I have travelled the world and spent millions of dollars to discover how to make the best rated FML comments. The secret is to create 173 accounts.

xlord's page activity

Visits<b>hai111</b> - 16 hours ago<b>Nagi</b> - yesterday at 11:51pm<b>___Unknown__08</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 9:40am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 10:18pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 7:25am<b>nana_star</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 4:50pm<b>mip_92</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 2:34pm<b>lilferrit</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:08am<b>notzax</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:43am<b>carebear1228</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 5:34pm<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 3:06am<b>Chickenlips21</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 4:19am<b>dBLIZZARD</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 7:19pm<b>KatlynBrooke</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:35am<b>why_teh_hell</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 5:02pm<b>badbitchxx</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 11:40am<b>VeganVampyre</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 11:18pm<b>kerstileann</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 2:39am

Fucked!<b>lilferrit</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:09am<b>notzax</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 7:43am<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 11:29am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 12:02pm<b>Zarniclopsindorf</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 4:13am<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 7:26pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 8:22pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:05am<b>jcshadow</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 4:40am<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:11am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 1:46am<b>Dinoman105</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 5:31pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 1:08am<b>imateapot_723</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 12:18am<b>pptm</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 2:11pm<b>kayzers</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 12:20pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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xlord's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that a family member found a publisher for his book; his badly written, terribly sourced, historically inaccurate book that insults and misrepresents most world cultures and religions. If this actually makes it to print, I'll never be able to use my maiden name again. FML

#19620851
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21271) - you deserved it (2005)

On 05/14/2012 at 3:37am - misc - by AmatureLitCritic - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

#19617909
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27673) - you deserved it (2687)

On 05/13/2012 at 5:26pm - love - by soso (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

#19615151
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8499) - you deserved it (43014)

On 05/13/2012 at 2:26am - work - by fired - United States (Oregon)

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9202) - you deserved it (49820)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9202) - you deserved it (49820)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML

#19609877
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11289) - you deserved it (58908)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Hunter101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML

#19608717
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27546) - you deserved it (3916)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

#19608696
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38259) - you deserved it (6457)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

#19608230
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31661) - you deserved it (9724)

On 05/11/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by 504-A1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML

#19608060
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19816) - you deserved it (2643)

On 05/11/2012 at 5:23pm - work - by mel (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML

#19603666
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21689) - you deserved it (1924)

On 05/10/2012 at 6:20pm - love - by brannonjames - United States

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59022) - you deserved it (3213)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on an airplane, waiting to go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the man behind me asked what I was waiting for, and checked the bathroom. It was empty, and there was a big line behind me. FML

#19601816
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8472) - you deserved it (25706)

On 05/10/2012 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

#19601611
9 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26289) - you deserved it (3854)

On 05/10/2012 at 7:48am - love - by JG (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML

#19593515
450 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14515) - you deserved it (36422)

On 05/08/2012 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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