About xlord : I have travelled the world and spent millions of dollars to discover how to make the best rated FML comments. The secret is to create 173 accounts.
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Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him 'meow' over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML
by Fcuked / 03/23/2011 at 12:40am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by mugged / 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by anonymouse / 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm / Reserved / Intimacy
by tatfreak / 03/07/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
by st00pid / 03/04/2011 at 1:07am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
by hardlyworking / 03/03/2011 at 7:39pm / United States / Work
by breakinphones / 02/19/2011 at 9:03pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 12:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
by NotAsToughAsHeThinks / 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm / United States (Montana) / Health
by RyanM / 02/13/2011 at 4:01am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML
by Anonymous / 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm / United States (California) / Work
- Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his girlfriend, so I barged in about to stop him.… Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night… Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand…