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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12148
  • Number of comments : 530
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About xlord : I have travelled the world and spent millions of dollars to discover how to make the best rated FML comments. The secret is to create 173 accounts.

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xlord's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

#16689352
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45503) - you deserved it (6081)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

#16639445
449 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48367) - you deserved it (5578)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

#16624894
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12398) - you deserved it (54326)

On 06/12/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by El Stupido - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my fiancé, the love of my life, informed me that he proposed because he was sure I'd say no. He was hoping it would lead to our breakup. FML

#16605468
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43243) - you deserved it (3450)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:47am - love - by Username - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30703) - you deserved it (5534)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

#16551400
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35729) - you deserved it (7720)

On 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm - work - by Bee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

#16551400
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35729) - you deserved it (7720)

On 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm - work - by Bee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML

#16525568
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33191) - you deserved it (3443)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by rapturezz - United States

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14939) - you deserved it (43364)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a staring contest with my dog. I actually cheered when I won. FML

#16447532
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26052) - you deserved it (11425)

On 06/01/2011 at 3:39am - animals - by Lifeless (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML

Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML

#16222014
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18175) - you deserved it (63691)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by markymark - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

#16028485
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25573) - you deserved it (25692)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:22am - misc - by AE86Turbo (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

#15917797
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50757) - you deserved it (9238)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34432) - you deserved it (9721)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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