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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14252
  • Number of comments : 537
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About xlord : I have travelled the world and spent millions of dollars to discover how to make the best rated FML comments. The secret is to create 173 accounts.

xlord's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 9:48pm<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 6:29am<b>MidnightB</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:26pm<b>Sudoc</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 4:13am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 12:25am<b>ThatNutOverThere</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 3:28pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 1:34am<b>puckislife7</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 7:45am<b>SweetSociopathy</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 4:46am<b>Wondermage</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 2:48am<b>EclipseCandy6</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 7:26am<b>ethan_18</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 9:07am<b>jessal</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:46pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:17pm<b>HerpityDerp</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:13pm<b>Miouxsangster</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 2:38pm<b>meghanngaines</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:42am<b>Diablitos</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:41pm

Fucked!<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 12:29pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 6:25am<b>Miouxsangster</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 8:39pm<b>carilica</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:20pm<b>alain4343</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:10pm<b>dyne808</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 8:20pm<b>TimeBandit17</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 3:34am<b>lilferrit</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:09am<b>notzax</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 7:43am<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 11:29am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 12:02pm<b>Zarniclopsindorf</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 4:13am<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 7:26pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 8:22pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:05am<b>jcshadow</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 4:40am<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:11am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 1:46am

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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xlord's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36480) - you deserved it (7432)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36480) - you deserved it (7432)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19687) - you deserved it (15745)

On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML

#17055624
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9606) - you deserved it (54397)

On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42967) - you deserved it (6486)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38912) - you deserved it (4633)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38912) - you deserved it (4633)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36710) - you deserved it (3871)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37913) - you deserved it (5102)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

#16914015
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35666) - you deserved it (5431)

On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64868) - you deserved it (6765)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

#16903308
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43586) - you deserved it (13227)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:51pm - misc - by Fresca11 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

#16725871
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9680) - you deserved it (104789)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42940) - you deserved it (4719)

On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
508 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16815) - you deserved it (228011)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States



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