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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 15204
  • Number of comments : 540
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About xlord : I have travelled the world and spent millions of dollars to discover how to make the best rated FML comments. The secret is to create 173 accounts.

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xlord's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30888) - you deserved it (3668)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20951) - you deserved it (54832)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22086) - you deserved it (44566)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8209) - you deserved it (65991)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26505) - you deserved it (5284)

On 08/20/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41402) - you deserved it (3280)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50568) - you deserved it (5244)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38393) - you deserved it (5662)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by iliketoastalot - United States (New York)

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46984) - you deserved it (15412)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38210) - you deserved it (7237)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40525) - you deserved it (5930)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (36773) - you deserved it (8656)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32887) - you deserved it (7586)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML


I agree, your life sucks (39981) - you deserved it (8108)

On 07/23/2011 at 6:29am - misc - by tgd4444 (man) - Malaysia (Johor)

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