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xkissingafoolx
  • Town/Country : Le Mars, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 August 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 171
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xkissingafoolx : My name is Katey. I sing and draw and hang with my friends. I like to have fun and enjoy life.

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Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29405) - you deserved it (7523)

On 02/02/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by nonameLiz (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do you know that gullible said slowly sounds like 'green bears'?" I spent quite a few minutes trying to get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7752) - you deserved it (43398)

On 06/20/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

#597085 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (29495) - you deserved it (64057)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML

#446324 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (81041) - you deserved it (17850)

On 03/18/2009 at 6:42pm - love - by Syferix (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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