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xjroseexxo
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 May 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 127
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off and learned that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10542) - you deserved it (43358)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by damnit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16458) - you deserved it (27809)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (296737) - you deserved it (22892)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)