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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 841
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xgirlofglassx : Having been reading FML and comments for over a year now, I decided to finally make an account. Yippie.

I'm not planning on commenting much; I prefer to lurk in the shadows and observe others. It's worked out pretty well so far.

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xgirlofglassx's favorite FMLs

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29447) - you deserved it (8237)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML

#17744289
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26197) - you deserved it (5271)

On 09/14/2011 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got kicked off the train because I refused to stand for an old lady who wanted to sit down. There was an empty seat right next to me. FML

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27964) - you deserved it (11468)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML

#17688285
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31599) - you deserved it (3070)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:57pm - health - by AudraRose - United States

Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML

#17547713
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28358) - you deserved it (2881)

On 08/22/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by rene - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML

#17500518
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7623) - you deserved it (95855)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:27pm - misc - by Tom - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

#17355077
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36400) - you deserved it (2951)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by thedancer5 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18215) - you deserved it (34229)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35673) - you deserved it (8573)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

#17017863
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11947) - you deserved it (26586)

On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39697) - you deserved it (10795)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5927) - you deserved it (20924)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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