About Xgirlofglassx
Having been reading FML and comments for over a year now, I decided to finally make an account. Yippie. I'm not planning on commenting much; I prefer to lurk in the shadows and observe others. It's worked out pretty well so far.
Xgirlofglassx - Followers
Xgirlofglassx - Followed
Xgirlofglassx's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    54%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    40%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    72%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    54%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    28%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    14%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    71%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
The list of badges to find
Xgirlofglassx's favorite FMLs
By :,< / Monday 17 September 2012 17:16 / United States
By Blueberry - / Monday 17 September 2012 02:00 / United States - Iowa City

Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML

By idontbleedfromthere - / Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:10 / United States - Indio