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Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30201) - you deserved it (2398)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84317) - you deserved it (5476)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481 (438)

I agree, your life sucks (22840) - you deserved it (99489)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

#121139 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (59554) - you deserved it (15033)

On 02/24/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by addictedtofml (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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