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Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML

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On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML

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On 06/08/2012 at 7:58am - work - by WaffleMan (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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On 06/03/2012 at 10:47am - health - by Monkey253100 - France

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

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On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

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On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML

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On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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On 05/08/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by laury - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)



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