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will90
  • Town/Country : Worcester, MA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 June 1990 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 38
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Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31489) - you deserved it (71982)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me to do a few bench presses. Since I'd never done any before, I decided to start with no weights on the bar and work my way up from there. I wound up pinned beneath the bar, calling for my friend to come free me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39104) - you deserved it (16465)

On 04/08/2009 at 7:17am - misc - by MarcusJones713 (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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