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Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34194) - you deserved it (8301)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29286) - you deserved it (20806)

On 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by badgirl (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML

#15416562
159 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by lonely - United States

Today, I tried to clock in at work, only to have the clock tell me I "wasn't scheduled", so I asked my boss what was going on. Turns out I was fired, and this was her way of avoiding conflict. FML

#15416414
103 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 3:01pm - work - by anonymous - United States

Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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On 08/19/2009 at 10:36am - misc - by stagedivefail (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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