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About whostolemylama : Hello Viewer Of My Profile,

My name is Wade. I am trying to get into NYU, Columbia, or any medical school in NY.

I am talented in one game, billiards. You may say I am a "Pool Shark."

I would like to learn how to play Chess in a level beyond level 2.

I am planning to be a doctor.

If you feel the need to message me, do so.

P.S. Excuse my comments for I am not witty like



- TheRealFamilyGuy

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Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 9:18pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML


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On 02/23/2009 at 8:14am - intimacy - by Anonn (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML


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On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML


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On 02/17/2009 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by jons (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML


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On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML


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On 02/08/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by lil_munchkinjen (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML


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On 02/04/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by suicide (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by KiloLima01 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML


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