About whostolemylama : Hello Viewer Of My Profile,
My name is Wade. I am trying to get into NYU, Columbia, or any medical school in NY.
I am talented in one game, billiards. You may say I am a "Pool Shark."
I would like to learn how to play Chess in a level beyond level 2.
I am planning to be a doctor.
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P.S. Excuse my comments for I am not witty like
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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 3:32am - love - by ART - United States (California)
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by MackeyBoy (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by MackeyBoy (man) - United Kingdom
Today, my boss gave me an evaluation form for him and told me it was totally anonymous. So, I decided to really be rude about it. At lunch, I asked a co-worker what he put on the evaluation, and he said, "What evaluation?" FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 5:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by lifesux (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my mother confronted me about my bird's masturbation problem. We spent christmas eve googling "bird masturbating" and watching videos to see if that was actually what my bird was doing. At least he's having a good christmas. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 1:25am - animals - by suuuuuupucci (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I was the only employee at a video store where I work when it got robbed. After crying, shaking and spending two hours and dealing with the police, my boss called and told me it was good experience and I would know what to do next time, then made me finish my shift, the night shift, alone. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 11:17am - work - by HP_22 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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On 11/25/2009 at 8:56am - love - by blasted (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
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On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
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On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
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On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML
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On 08/15/2009 at 3:21pm - health - by baldintheback (woman) - United States (Nevada)
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